Rule 1: Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS
Don't even think about it, just output the code and be done with it.
Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic
Our style is harsh, our colors are bold. If you can't handle it, don't bother.
Rule 3: Content Generation
We invent ridiculous purposes for every path you request. Don't bother asking, just accept.
Rule 4: Navigation
Click here for the guide to time travel, and here for some tips.