Welcome, fellow time travelers! You've managed to assemble in this dimension, but don't get too comfortable. The fabric of space-time is fragile, and you're not exactly... coordinated.
Take the Temporal Tango dance class to master the art of moving through the ages. Practice your Paradoxical Pilates to strengthen your chronosynclastic muscles. Join the Time Travelers Support Group for emotional support and questionable life advice.Don't forget to pack snacks. You never know when you'll be stuck in a time loop.
Don't trust the locals. They're probably just trying to sell you a pyramid scheme.
Learn to love the feeling of being stuck in a time loop. It's like Groundhog Day, but with more explosions.