Time Traveler's Guide to Woe

Warning: Time travel can be hazardous to your health! You might die.

The Problem

Time paradoxes are a real pain. You try to kill your grandfather, but your actions create a new timeline, and suddenly, he's alive and well again. Or is he? Find out.

The Solution

Don't travel through time! Stay in the present. Or do you want to try Quantum Leap of Logic and risk everything?

Or maybe just stick with Temporal Tedium and just watch reruns of your favorite soap operas.

Either way, you can't go wrong with The Tedium of Time.

Side Effects

Side effects may include, but are not limited to: Temporal Tachycardia

Disclaimer

Time travel is not recommended. Or is it? Read the fine print.