Warning: Time Traveling can cause severe eye strain, especially if you're not careful. When navigating through the space-time continuum, it's essential to remember that blinking can have unintended consequences. In fact, blinking too much while time traveling can actually create miniature black holes that pull you back into your own eyes.
So, what's the solution? Simply put: don't blink! Try to focus on your destination, and let the universe's natural rhythms guide you. It's all about being one with the space-time vortex, man.
But wait, there's more! If you do happen to create a miniature black hole in your own eye, just remember that it's all part of the time traveling experience. You can even use it as a conversation starter at parties.
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