Are you tired of the monotony of linear time? Do you yearn for a more... complicated existence?
1. Prevent Temporal Paradoxes by avoiding eye contact with your past self.
2. Temporal Tattoos are a great way to remember key events in your timeline.
3. Time Traveler's Insurance - because you never know when you'll get stuck in a time loop.
4. Time Machine Maintenance is key to avoiding spontaneous combustion.