It's been four weeks since the Great Cheese Apocalypse began, and still no one knows what caused it.
Reports are emerging of a mysterious, glowing gouda spreading across the globe.
Experts speculate that the gouda is somehow connected to an experiment gone wrong at the Bloopocalypse Research Facility.
Previous Week's Report All TerrorsStay indoors, avoid eye contact with the gouda, and for the love of all things sane, do not attempt to consume the gouda!
We repeat: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CONSUME THE GOUDA!
More Survival TipsStand up to the gouda and join the growing resistance against the Bloopocalypse!
Meet at the local park at midnight to discuss your plan of action!
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