Blooping Toaster Specifications: The Toasty Truth
Welcome to the Blooping Toaster Specifications page, where the art of making toast is taken very, very seriously.
Toast Ejection Speed
The Toast Ejection Speed is a crucial aspect of any toasting experience. Our Toaster 3000 has a top speed of 4.5 toast ejections per second. That's faster than you, and that's faster than a ninja.
4.5 tps (toasts per second)Heat Dissipation
Our Toaster 3000 uses a revolutionary new heat dissipation system, which allows for maximum toasty goodness while minimizing the risk of setting off your kitchen fire alarm.
Heat Dissipation: 99.9% efficient (according to our completely-unbiased and totally-not-made-up tests)Bloop Mode
The Bloop Mode allows for an extra layer of toasty goodness. Simply press the Bloop Button, and the Toaster 3000 will emit a 2-second burst of concentrated toasty energy.
Learn more about Bloop Mode