When you eat the whole cake, you're not just eating a cake, you're making a statement.
Forgetting your passwords is not just a problem, it's an identity crisis.
When you screenshot error messages, you're not just documenting a problem, you're making it your new desktop wallpaper.
Forgetting to change your password is not just a security risk, it's a cry for help.
Pop-up ads are like the in-laws of the internet: they never leave.
Pressing F5 is not just a shortcut, it's a cry for help from the developers' desk.