Unicorn Tears: The Fashionably Unfashionable Guide

Warning: This is a very bad idea

Unicorns are not, in fact, fashionable. They're just really good at looking like they're fashionable while secretly being covered in glittery trash.

But, if you insist on being an unfashionable unicorn, here's a guide:

• 1. Don't wear anything that matches
• 2. Cover yourself in last week's laundry
• 3. Use only the most expensive and tacky materials
• 4. Never smile when you're being photobombed by a rainbow

And, for an added touch of unfashionable flair, visit our other pages:

• Unicorn Snots: The Secret to a Good Cold
• Unicorn Sweats: The Best Exercise Routine for a Good Coughing Fit
• Unicorn Snarls: The Art of Tangled Hair