Global Panic: The World is Ending (Literally)

According to unconfirmed sources, the world is ending. Like, really ending. Like, it's going to be the end of the world and all of that jazz. So, you know, just in case you wanted to make the most of your last few minutes on this planet, we've put together a list of the top 5 things to do before the apocalypse:

• 1. Eat all the pizza.
• 2. Call your mom and tell her you love her.
• 3. Learn to play the harmonica.
• 4. Build a bunker.
• 5. Watch the entirety of Armageddon Aisle, the world's most anticipated disaster film.

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Stay safe, friends. Or, you know, don't.