A: It's because you're just that interesting. Or, you know, maybe you're just not trying hard enough to avoid them. Try wearing a tin foil hat. It's a game-changer.
A: Oh, absolutely. Just make sure your cat's got the necessary insurance coverage. We're talking feline liability insurance, folks. Trust us, it's a thing.
A: Safe? Ha! You want to talk about safety? That's cute. Listen, we're talking wormholes here. The only safety guarantee is the safety guarantee that you'll be talking to our lawyers after you get spat out the other side.