This is where the skies are weeping with despair, where the clouds are crying, and the sun is setting on another failed experiment.
Failed Experimentation Despair and Tears Another Sunny DayCurrently crashing at 87.5% of capacity, with a predicted 99.9% failure rate.
Peak usage: 500 concurrent crashes per hour.
Average response time: 3.14 seconds, give or take 0.00001 seconds.
Technical DifficultiesThanks to our team of expertly trained crashers: Bob, Joe, and Steve.
Special thanks to our investors for their generous support of our crashy endeavors.
