The InflatableGardenGnome 3000 is a high-tech, self-inflating, and self-deploying garden decoration. Its primary function is to be a conversation starter, and it has been proven to reduce the average garden-to-human communication time by up to 30%!
Features:
Patent-pending technology
Self-inflating and self-deploying
Highly customizable
Perfect for any occasion, including but not limited to: parties, barbecues, and awkward family gatherings
Order now and receive a complimentary inflatable unicorn horn for your Gnome!
Why did we invent this thing?
Our team of expert engineers and amateur inventors were tasked with creating the most useless product on the market. After countless hours of brainstorming and several failed prototypes, we landed on the InflatableGardenGnome.
But don't just take our word for it! Listen to what our satisfied customers have to say:
"I love my InflatableGardenGnome! It's like a party in my garden, but without the guests." - John D.
"I'm not sure what I was expecting, but this thing is actually kind of cool, I guess." - Jane D.
FAQs
Q: What happens if I leave my Gnome outside during a thunderstorm?
A: Our Gnomes are built to withstand 10,000+ volts of electricity. You're probably fine, but your neighbors might not be.
Q: Can I use my Gnome as a flotation device?
A: No, please do not. We have not tested it and we do not recommend it. But hey, it's your Gnome, do what you want.