You have reached the Quantum Quirkiness department of the Gravity Graveyard, where the laws of physics go to retire in style. Here, you can explore the infinite expanse of the Inflatable Escape Pit, where our team of highly trained experts in absurdity will guide you through the wormhole of wonder and confusion.
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