The following precautions are in place to ensure the unadulterated bliss of our blooping experience.
Warning: Do not attempt to bloop during a thunderstorm, as this may cause Uncontrollable Blooping Syndrome (UBS).
Do not operate heavy machinery or engage in any activity that requires focus while blooping, as this may lead to Uncontrollable Blooping-Induced Drowsiness (UBID).
Do not bloop near open flames or sparks, as this may cause Uncontrollable Blooping-Induced Sudden Combustion (UBISC).