DO NOT TOUCH THE TOASTER.

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The Toaster of Doom is known to cause extreme blooping in 9 out of 10 cases. Side effects may include: sudden loss of sanity, spontaneous combustion, and/or spontaneous combustion of surrounding flammable materials. Use at your own risk.

Side effects of extreme blooping may persist even after removal of the Toaster of Doom. In extreme cases, the only cure is to reboot the system.

If you have experienced extreme blooping, do not attempt to contact us. We are a highly trained team of blooping experts, and we will only be able to offer you more advice on how to bloop more effectively.