The Inflatable Everything Including Your Grandma

Because who needs dignity, anyway?

Our team of expert engineers has developed a machine that inflates anything you point at. Want a giant inflatable of your cat? Done. How about a massive inflatable of your grandma? We've got that too.

But wait, there's more! Our machine also comes with a variety of pre-made templates for inflatables, including:

Frequently Asked Questions

Why Not to Use Our Inflatable Everything

For the love of all things sane.

We've had reports of our inflatables getting stuck in tight spaces, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Not to mention the emotional trauma inflicted on your grandma.

Proceed with caution (and a good insurance policy).