BREAKING: Man Discovers New Way to Make Toast
In a shocking turn of events, local man John Smith has managed to make toast in a completely new and innovative way.
According to eyewitnesses, Smith was seen staring intensely at a toaster for 7 minutes, muttering to himself, before emerging with a piece of toast that was 2% more crispy than usual.
It's a game-changer, trust me," said Smith in an interview.