A: It's a series of poorly timed, awkward silences.
A: Practice your awkwardness, then apply liberally to your daily life.
A: To chronicle the most spectacular, cringe-worthy moments in Bloopian history.
A: Only if you can recite the ancient Bloopian oath, which is: "I promise not to trip in public, on the stairs, or on the cat."
Or, you know, just don't.
A: No, but it's better than that other site, OtherBloopers
A: Call 1-800-BLOOUP-1, but only if you can handle the existential dread.