Bloopers: The Inexcusable Innovation

We're glad you're here to experience the thrill of More Bloopers! Our team of brilliant (and not-so-brilliant) engineers has worked tirelessly to create this masterpiece of a website. Or, rather, they've worked while eating Cheetos at their desk.

Explore our other Bloopers pages:

• Innovation Station - Where we take a step back and say, "What could possibly go wrong?"
• Invention Inventions - A collection of half-baked ideas that never quite made it to market.
• Innovation Insurance - Because you never know when our next Bloopers will cause a catastrophe.

Bloopers: The Story

It all started with a simple idea: "Hey, what if we took all the worst parts of innovation and made them even worse?" And so, the Bloopers were born.

From our first prototype, the "Bloop-o-matic," which turned out to be a toaster that also played the Macarena, to our latest creation, the "Inexcusable Invention Inserter," which will probably give you a paper cut, we've always pushed the boundaries of what's possible.

Our Team

Meet the Bloopers team:

• Our fearless leader, Bob "The Bloop" Jenkins, who's always coming up with new ideas for how to make things worse.
• Our chief engineer, Sue "The Schemer" Thompson, who's always trying to make sense of Bob's ideas.

Stay tuned for more updates on our Bloopers, and remember: with great power comes great responsibility... to make more Bloopers.