Intermediate Blooping Techniques - For when you want to really mess it up

Learn the art of taking something good and turning it into a disaster.

Lesson 1: The Blooping Fart Jiggle

The Fart Jiggle is a classic blooping technique that involves rapidly alternating between two opposing actions while maintaining a steady stream of flatulence.

Lesson 2: The Blooping Spinning Top

The Spinning Top is a blooping technique that involves creating a vortex of chaos by rapidly spinning a series of unrelated objects while yelling "I'M A SPINNER" at the top of your lungs.

Disclaimer: Blooping is a serious hobby and should not be attempted by anyone under the age of 18 or anyone with a history of explosive flatulence.