A: It's a legendary cheese-related catastrophe that occurred on January 15th, 2023.
A: Oh, yes. It was a gouda disaster.
A: Our fearless leader, Larry the Lactose-Intolerant.
A: A rogue cheddar wheel, a wonky wedge of feta, and a bad case of the Mondays.
A: Sort of. We're not really, but our gift shop is open on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
A: Only if you can solve the ancient cheese-themed riddle of the day!
A: We're working on it. It's going to be a gouda one.