Q: What is the Bloop?
A: The Bloop is a mysterious phenomenon where your favorite socks disappear in the wash.
Q: How do I join the Bloop?
A: You can't, you're not worthy.
Q: What is the purpose of the Blooping Council?
A: They're a bunch of stuffy old folks who wear funny hats and make rules for the rest of us Bloopers.
Q: Can I have a refund for my missing socks?
A: No. You're on your own, pal.
Q: Will the Bloop ever end?
A: Only when your grandmother stops wearing them.