Our team of highly trained, highly uncoordinated sea gulls will deliver your message to the intended recipient. Or not. Maybe. Possibly. Possibly with a 50% chance of being intercepted by our rival company, Bloopers, Inc.
Send us your message and we'll do our best to get it to the right person. But let's be real, we're not exactly known for our punctuality or reliability. That's what makes us so charming, right?
Want to send a message to someone? Contact us first and let us know you exist!
Or, you know, just send us a carrier pigeon. That works too.