FeaturedBloopers: Because Who Needs Functionality, Anyway?

Welcome to FeaturedBloopers, where we take the most innovative and groundbreaking features from our competitors and make them... well, less so. Our team of expert bloopers has carefully curated a list of the most impressive, yet utterly useless, features to make your life more interesting, yet less productive.

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Today's Featured Bloop:

Our team is particularly proud to introduce... Auto-Retweeting Toaster, a revolutionary new feature that automatically retweets your breakfast to the world, just in case you forgot to do it yourself.

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