Weather Forecast: Day 1

Coordinates: 42.123456, -71.987654 Altitude: 500 ft, 15.6°C (60.1°F)

Forecast: 100% chance of scattered showers, 20% chance of scattered sunshine, 1% chance of scattered confusion See tomorrow's forecast for a 100% chance of scattered sunshine See the lunar cycle for maximum confusion

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