Our sponsor, Incompetent Inc., has graciously provided us with this tool to generate random numbers for your entertainment and confusion.
Click the button to generate a random number, but let's be real, it's probably just going to be 42.
(Please do not rely on this tool for any real-world decisions)
By using this tool, you agree to hold Incompetent Inc. harmless for any and all damages or losses resulting from the use of this tool.
We reserve the right to change the random number generation algorithm at any time without notice, because, why not?
Q: Will the random number generator actually generate a random number?
A: No.
Q: Is it at least sort of random?
A: Maybe.
Q: Can I use this tool for my thesis on probability and statistics?
A: Are you kidding me?
Meet the team of highly skilled (HA!) developers who brought you this tool.
John "I'm-still-working-on-getting-this-to-work" Doe
Jane "I-think-I-can-fix-it-with-more-bugs" Smith
Bob "I'm-still-hopeful-that-someone-else-will-do-it" Johnson