Unstable Umbrellas: Designs

Brutalist Umbrella Designs

Our unstable umbrellas are designed by the world's most unstable artists. They're like normal umbrellas, but with more chance of breaking into a million pieces the moment you look at them wrong.

• Buy one today and risk it exploding in your hands!
• See our portfolio of unstable umbrella designs, featuring 5 different artists who have all had nervous breakdowns this week.
• Learn about our 0% safety guarantee. If your umbrella breaks, we'll just pretend it was your fault.
• Q: Will my unstable umbrella turn into a thousand razor-sharp blades if I open it in a crowded area? A: No, that's just a normal Tuesday.