The Paradoxical Parachute: Where Physics Meets Puns

Unstable Umbrellas, Inc.'s latest innovation: a device that uses the laws of physics to defy the laws of comedy. Or is it the other way around?

Our engineers have managed to harness the power of paradox to create a parachute that can open in mid-air, close in mid-air, and re-open again in mid-air. Because, why not?

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Technical Specifications

Our Parachute has the following specifications:

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