Control Room - Where Genius is Tortured Daily

Welcome to the Control Room, where the world's most brilliant minds are pushed to their limits.

We've got a team of expert interrogators, armed with an arsenal of awkward questions and an endless supply of stale coffee.

Our goal is simple: to extract the secrets of the universe from the minds of our brilliant prisoners.

But don't just take our word for it, check out our case study on 'The Time the Torturer Tamed the Universe'!

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our 'Torture the Wit' interactive experience.

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