Philosophical Blooping: The Art of Doing Nothing

In the grand tradition of the world's greatest thinkers, I, the Blooping Philosopher, have spent years studying the art of doing absolutely nothing. My magnum opus, "The Bloop," is a treatise on the importance of taking a three-hour lunch.

Read Chapter 1: The Blooping Manifesto | Read Chapter 3: The Blooping Epilogue

For more on the Bloop, see also:

The Bloop Theory | The Bloop in Action