Server Meltdown: 3 Days and Counting</ title> <style> body { background-color: #FF69C0; font-family: "Arial Black", sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0; padding: 0; } h1 { font-size: 32px; font-weight: bold; text-shadow: 0 1px 0 #FF0000; color: #000000; border-bottom: 4px solid #FF69C0; } p { font-size: 16px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFFFFF; text-shadow: 0 1px 0 #FF0000; } a { text-decoration: none; color: #000000; border-bottom: 4px solid #FF69C0; } </style> </head> <body> <h1>Server Meltdown: 3 Days and Counting</h1> <p>It's been 3 days since the sysadmin last rebooted the server, and things are getting ugly.</p> <p>The error messages are piling up like a never-ending stack of pancakes, and the coffee machine is on its last drip.</p> <p>Still, we're trying to keep the site up and running, even if it's just a facade of stability.</p> <p>Want to see the root cause of the problem? <a href="/BrilliantBloopers/Projects/Disasters/ServerMeltdown/TheRootOfAllEvil">Click here</a> to see the horror that lies within.</p> <p>Or, if you'd rather see the sysadmin's desperate attempts to cover it up, <a href="/BrilliantBloopers/Projects/Disasters/ServerMeltdown/coveringUpABadThing">click here</a>.</p> <p><a href="/BrilliantBloopers/Projects/Disasters/ServerMeltdown/ServerMeltdownChat">Join the chat</a> with other sysadmins who are also trying to pretend like everything is fine.</p> <p>And if all else fails, <a href="/BrilliantBloopers/Projects/Disasters/ServerMeltdown/LastStandOfTheDamned">read the eulogy</a> for our poor, beleaguered server.</p> </body> </html>