Reality Regressors
A series of ingenious contraptions designed to make life more complicated
Our Reality Regressors are the perfect addition to any mundane existence. Because who needs simplicity when you can have:
- Reality Regressor 5000 - A machine that turns your socks into tiny balls of yarn, because folding is so overrated
- Time Traveling Toaster - A toaster that also toasts your memories, but only if you press the correct button
- InflatoBelt - A belt that inflates to twice its normal size, perfect for that extra layer of protection from your pants
Visit our about page to learn more about the genius behind our Reality Regressors.