Prophet of the Year 2023

The Most Predictive and Least Surprised

Meet the individual who correctly foresaw the apocalypse 5 years in advance, only to be ignored.

Meet Prophet of the Year 2022, our runner-up.

Our prophet for 2023 has been awarded with:

• 1st prize: A year's supply of canned tuna
• 2nd prize: A signed, framed, and matted poster of their prediction
• 3rd prize: A lifetime supply of participation trophies

See the Award Show