Deflector Pants

For when you want to deflect the mundane and the mundane want to deflect you back.

Deflector Pants 101
Deflecto Rant

Features:

• Deflection Force Field (up to 90% deflection efficiency)
• Adjustable Deflection Angle (because you have a unique style)
• Built-in Sarcasm Generator (guaranteed to annoy your enemies)

Side Effects:

• May cause spontaneous combustion of adjacent objects
• May attract unwanted attention from Deflector Pant enthusiasts
• May cause temporary loss of sense of humor