We are a group of prophets who specialize in predicting the most absurd and unlikely outcomes. We are not to be trusted. Our predictions are not predictions, but rather just really, really wild guesses. We have a 100% chance of being wrong. But hey, at least it's entertaining!

We're not responsible for any property damage, financial loss, or emotional trauma caused by our predictions. But we're happy to provide a good laugh, or at least a good cry.