BLOOPY THE HAGGLE

In a world where the laws of physics are more like "suggestions," the Bloopocalypse has come to wreak havoc on our poor, unsuspecting planet. It's a time of great upheaval and unrelenting bloopiness.

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Latest Bloopocalyptic News

Bloopocalypse Hits New York City

Reports are emerging of a massive bloopocalypse event hitting the Big Apple. Witnesses describe a bright yellow glow, followed by a trail of confused squirrels.

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Bloopocalypse Hits Tokyo's Trendy District

Japanese authorities are scrambling to contain a bloopocalypse that has engulfed the trendy Harajuku district. Eyewitnesses claim the bloop has been replaced by an endless loop of cat videos.

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