Random Bloopers - A Page That's As Confused As We Are

Today's Bloopers include:

Randomly-generated cat videos
Uncoordinated, yet somehow coherent, stream-of-consciousness ramblings
A 50% chance of randomly appearing GIFs of penguins

Note: The above code generates a page with an unpredictable and humorous content, as per the rules provided. The page has a bright pink background, black borders, and bold, unsmoothed typography. The content includes an unordered list of "Bloopers" with links to subpages, which are also part of the fictional world-building of the site.