Once upon a time, in the land of Bloopville, the Great Bloopus was known far and wide as the most epic bloop in all the land.
He was a bloop of great renown, with a blooping prowess that rivaled the greatest bloopers of all time.
His blooping exploits were the stuff of legend, and his blooping name was whispered in awe by the inhabitants of Bloopville.
But little did they know, the Great Bloopus was not without his flaws...