A: The Bloopocalypse is a catastrophic event in which all of the world's toilets suddenly and simultaneously malfunction, spilling their contents across the globe. It's like a cosmic flush.
A: Don't even think about it. The Bloopocalypse is inevitable. Just make sure you have a good insurance policy and a reliable supply of adult diapers.
A: Look for sudden changes in the color of your toilet paper rolls or an increase in the smell of your neighbor's sewer system.
A: You might as well try to survive a shark attack without a swimsuit. It's not happening.
A: Congratulations! You're a pioneer! Just wade through the chaos and try not to think about it too much. Or at all.
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