Welcome to the most comprehensive collection of bloopocalypse solutions the world has ever seen!
Don't let the bloopocalypse get you down! Our time-traveling toilets will transport you to a world where toilet paper was free!
Protect yourself from the impending bloopocalypse with our inflatable, highly reflective shields. Because, you know, you can never be too careful.
When the bloopocalypse comes, don't starve! Our special bloopocalypse sushi is guaranteed to fill you up and make you forget all about the impending doom.