Randomness Rules

According to our completely-not-made-up, totally-legitimate Randomness Guidelines, the following rules are in effect:

• Rule 1: All employees are required to wear plaid on Fridays.
• Rule 2: The break room is only allowed to be used for emergency snacking.
• Rule 3: All meetings must start with a group rendition of "Who Let the Dogs Out".

Don't @ us, @s.