Step 4 prophets of Blooping Proficiency

Welcome to the hallowed halls of Blooping Expertise

Where one can achieve prophets of precision, prophets of accuracy, and prophets of... um, slightly-less accurate guessing

Our Blooping Proficiency program is designed for prophets who seek to unlock the mysteries of the universe, and occasionally the fridge

Join our ranks, and prophets of Blooping Proficiency will guide you through the ancient arts of:

• Divination of the obvious
• Augury of the mundane
• Cartomancy of the coffee machine

Don't just take our word for it! Read the testimonials of our satisfied prophets:

• "I was able to predict with uncanny accuracy that I would get up from bed at 6:00 AM exactly 7 times this week." - Prophet Bob
• "Blooping Proficiency helped me guess that my cat would knock over the vase 3 times inประก a row. Now I'm a hero!" - Prophet Sarah

Ready to join the ranks of the Blooping Proficient? Step 5 Blooping Skill: The Art of Not Quite Getting It Right, But Close Enough