Bloopers of Unlikely Accomplishments

And now, we come to the most unlikely of achievements: Blooping the Impossible, Part III. A feat so daring, so bold, so utterly absurd, that it defies explanation or understanding.

Accomplishments:

Flipping the Switch of Despair - A 3am feat of bravery, accomplished while simultaneously questioning the fabric of reality.

Inventing the Wheel of Pain - A wheel so round, so painful, that it will leave you questioning the meaning of suffering.

Steeping the Cat of Sorrow - A feat of endurance, accomplished while ignoring the pleas of a cat who's clearly not happy with the situation.