Once upon a time, in the land of Bloopville, there was a mighty Bloopster named Bob.
Bob was known throughout the land for his incredible ability to eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting.
But little did anyone know, Bob had a secret: he was actually a time-traveling Bloopian prince from the planet Bloop.
One day, Bob decided to travel back in time to ancient Egypt, where he met a young pharaoh named Ramses who was also a huge fan of pizza.
Together, they hatched a plan to bring pizza to the masses, and thus the Bloopian Empire was born.
And so, Bob became known as the Pizza King of the Bloopians, and his name was whispered in awe by the inhabitants of the land.
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