Warning: The following content is intended for the utterly bewildered.
Are you tired of being a functioning member of society? Do you struggle to understand basic concepts like 'cause and effect' and 'left and right'? Do you find yourself constantly confused by the nuances of human interaction?
We have just the thing for you: Blooping 101!
Course Overview
- Chapter 1: The Basics - Learn to hold a pen correctly and not spill your coffee.
- Chapter 2: The Art of Small Talk - Engage in meaningless conversation without falling asleep.
- Chapter 3: The Fragile Art of Empathy - Pretend to care without actually doing anything.
Additional Resources
- Infomercials - Because who needs actual information when you can just watch infomercials?
- Reality TV - The perfect example of how to waste hours of your life away.