Insurance Company Is A Trap
Warning: Entering this website may cause you to realize your insurance company is actually a soul-sucking, wallet-draining vortex of despair.
Policy Policies Claims ClaimsPolicy Policies
We have a policy to cover every possible scenario, including but not limited to:
- Policy A: You pay us, we pay you back 0.5% of what we paid out.
- Policy B: You pay us, we pay you back 0.2% of what we paid out, but only on Tuesdays.
- Policy C: You pay us, we pay you back, but only if you can recite the entire script of 'The Neverending Story' backwards.
Claims Claims
We have a team of expert claims specialists who will happily deny your claim, citing 'policy speak' as the reason.
Our claims process is designed to be as painful as possible, with a minimum of 17 pages of forms to fill out and a 3-month waiting period.
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