We reserve the right to refuse any and all refunds, because, honestly, you're probably just going to lose it all in a series of unfortunate events.
Our refund policy is as follows:
- We'll pretend to refund 10% of your purchase price.
- We'll then use that money to buy you a nice cup of coffee.
- And then we'll just forget you exist.
But wait, there's more!
If you really want a refund, you can try our special "Refund Roulette" feature:
- Spin the wheel and see if you get a refund or a participation trophy.
- Either way, it'll be a real thrill ride.