Dear valued Bloopers client, we regret to inform you that your refund is not as full as you'd like.
However, our generous refund policy allows for a whopping 37% of your original purchase price back!
That's right, you'll be receiving a mere 63% of your hard-earned cash, plus a side of disappointment and frustration!
But don't worry, we'll make sure to send you a personalized certificate of partial refund, complete with our official Bloopers logo and a faint smudge of grease!
For more information on our refund policy, visit:
Total Refund: The Mythical Dream, where you'll find out what happens when we actually give you your money back.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous:
Lost In Transit: The Refund That Never Arrived, where you'll discover the thrill of waiting for months on end for a refund that never shows up at all!
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