Rotten Reviews: Because Your Taste is Rotten

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Review 1: A Bizarre Blooping Experience

This place is like the love child of a clown and a dumpster fire. The decor is straight out of a bad 90s time capsule, the staff is friendly, but the food... oh boy, the food is an affront to the culinary arts.

Rating: 1/5

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Review 2: A Bloop that's More of a Slog

This place is a never-ending parade of beige walls, stale air, and an existential crisis waiting to happen. The service is like they're secretly trying to drive you mad.

Rating: 0.5/5

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