We've got reviews for everything, but let's be real, they're all gonna be bad.
This place is like the love child of a clown and a dumpster fire. The decor is straight out of a bad 90s time capsule, the staff is friendly, but the food... oh boy, the food is an affront to the culinary arts.
Rating: 1/5
Read another terrible reviewThis place is a never-ending parade of beige walls, stale air, and an existential crisis waiting to happen. The service is like they're secretly trying to drive you mad.
Rating: 0.5/5
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